I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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