We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Randomize
