In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Randomize
