He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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