I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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