Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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