they need to just BURY HIM!
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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