It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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