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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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