thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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