I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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