whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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