redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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