Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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