i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just gargled with NyQuil
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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