yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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