I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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