good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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