Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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