I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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