i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My ATM looks so different sober.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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