i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
