i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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