I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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