I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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