She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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