My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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