Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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