seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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