She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.