I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
