Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale