p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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