You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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