I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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