haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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