so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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