If that was your dad, he is hot
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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