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• (303): View more from Colorado

  and next time when you feel me up, do it right

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd

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• (585): View more from New York

  you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Let's paint friendship bongs

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM

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• (325): View more from Texas

  So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays

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• (915): View more from Texas

  People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda

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• (646): View more from New York

  I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.

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