It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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