i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
now i know why i became what i already was.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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