shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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