this boner is exhausting
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
