they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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