I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You are the jesus of drinking
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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