waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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