No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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