i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We're too hungover to prance.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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