This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
