you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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