I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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