I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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