so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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