there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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