Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Randomize
