what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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