you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
