y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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