I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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